Signs of terminal physicist brain
You know that you have been spending too much time on physics if you
- shine a laser pointer in your coworker’s eyes and call it “measuring the amplitude of a zeroth order scattering process”
- read “gf” as “gauge field”
- don’t recognize yourself in the mirror because the Standard Model is not P symmetric
- see Feynman diagrams in the cracks on the floor
- dismiss the entirety of chemistry as a trivial consequence of quantum electrodynamics
(to be continued)